Schlueter Candy? Yep.

Ladies and gents, allow me to introduce you to the daily folly of Kira Turner, our resident newbie and Online Content Producer at Schlueter Chevrolet....

This morning, Kira and I ventured toward the Parts Department in search of donuts. We had been promised such delicacies by our friends in Parts, Terry and Jeremy. Who can say no to sugar at 11am?

Upon our arrival, both parts consultants were busy pleasing customers, so Kira (being new and all) took the opportunity to peruse the scene. She enjoyed exploring the accessories and tires that the Parts Department has to offer.

Out of the corner of her eye, Kira spotted a Parts Department staple: the 25 cent candy machine. Walking toward it in all its glory, Kira exclaimed: "Elyse! Look! They have Schlueter candy!"

Puzzled (and amused), I replied: "Um, what now?"

Excitedly, Kira responded: "They have little S letters on them for Schlueter!"

Laughing, I rained on her parade...

"Kira, honey, those are SKITTLES."

In this way, I am pleased to inform you that I have joyfully spent the remainder of my work day sharing this story with any fellow employees willing to listen. There really is nothing like making fun of the new kid, am I right?

My teasing concludes in my posting of this blog, where I am successfully immortalizing Kira's gravely (cute) error.

Sorry Kira... I still think you're a champ.

Be sure to stop by the Schlueter Parts Department for some Schlueter Candy. Or Skittles, you know, whatevs.

Yours in making fun,

Elyse, your Customer and Candy Relations Specialist